I need a new phone. My current phone actually works just fine, or good enough, if you want to pick nits (and since the origin of nitpick has to do with the manual removal of head lice, why in the world is that something you would want to do?… but you’ve always been kind of […]
I’ve been remiss in posting, postulating, ranting, raving, or whatever the hell this is… and God knows I hate to let what’s wrong with all of you go unrecognized and unexamined… but lately life has been kind of remiss in ceasing to rain blows of all kinds to my spiritual/emotional groin. You might be inclined […]
I watch way too much TV. Or perhaps I should clarify and say that I have the TV on in my house way too much. I’ve come to realize that when contemplating and confronting just how much television is a part of my day-to-day existence, I quickly point out to anyone who will listen that […]
Who invented exercise? Probably the same sadistic jerkwad who developed the snooze button. To clarify, despite my being highly skilled in the role of useless lump, I’m all for activity that helps to keep me from turning into a giant tub of goo. But even so, somewhere along the way, tub of goo aversion activity […]
I’m still kind of waiting for the “joys of home ownership” bill of goods that I kept hearing about growing-up. Having the shrewd financial foresight (ladies and gentlemen, sarcasm) to not join the home buyer’s parade until 2005, I’ve yet to see anything remotely resembling appreciation in value on either of the two homes I’ve […]